Hola buyers,
Stop all this nonsene. Go out there. Run in harmony with him/her. Go crazy. Go nuts. Climb trees. Sleep on beaches. Graze stars. Well Fall in love. Its time.
Since you paid a visit to this very special blog of mine I am assuming that you are in the mood of browsing the "Love Games" section and I welcome you to this Wacky store of wicked gamesssss.
So here we go.
Category : Love Games! (wow what a catchy name, I think I should start a business as it will surely attract lot of upcoming lovers )
Item 1 - Three day Rule
Description- You met someone somewhere and you have been itching to ask them out or you have been on a date and as soon as you come back home you want to call them then DON'T.
How to use it - Simple. Just dangle the carrot and all you have to do is wait. Its very simple as you have to only wait for three days and make that person think you are super awesome and do not have time to call them after an amazing date.
Effect- This will make your date woo for you in desperation.
Clause- Buy it before s/he does or else then it will be a game of "who-will-give-up-first" and call first. Uh oh you do not want that. Do you?
Item 2- Be Available
Description- Let him/her know that you are their Go-To person for everything. Yeah really everything.
How to use it- Be there for him/her. Examples- Oh My God he sounds sick on call? don't worry I am here. On no she had a fight with her coworker? I am coming. That should be your attitude. Are we ok?
Effect- This will make them choose you over another loony bin when they come to the stage of choosing as you have been there for them when they didn't need you.
Clause- Girls if your sanitary napkins are over then please go buy them yourself and don't call him. See there is a thin line............... NO? read again.
Item 3- Don't be too available.
Description- Don't make them take you for granted.
How to use it- You are seeing that s/he calls you every day on same time and you are kind of bored of it then follow subtle ways and say - "Oh babe I am going out with friends today", "I have laundry to take care of", "I want my me time and its time you go find your Fu**ing Me Time and give me space".
Effect- Your person will miss you and will know that you are not gonna stay around if they call you everyday and take care of you in more than necessary ways. Got it?
Clause- Don't overdo it or else they might find someone else in their ME TIME. Ha ha ha ha and you thought you had it all?
Item 4 - Jealousy.
Description- This one is a deal breaker. Use this product and you will know for sure if s/he is the one for you.
How to use it- Talk about how your new coworker is driving you crazy in other sense and see the reaction in your partner's eyes. Yeah they change. One website states that the color of skin around eyes might change too but ofcouse that will only happen if you are dating a Greek God or a Cleopatra. But still don't give up. See the jealousy in his/her eyes. Its there. Right there.
Effect- You will know that s/he is for keeps as they are just hiding their feelings towards you when in reality they get jealous when you talk about someone else.
Clause- Well, s/he might break up with you thinking you are flirty. OOPSY.
Item 5- Reverse Psychology.
Description- Tell the person exact opposite of what you are thinking or planning. Quirky.
How to use it- Say exact opposite of truth. You want him? say you don't. You want to kiss her? Act like you don't. You want him to follow you? Stop following him.
Effect- This will drive them insane and they would be willing to jump up the ladder and take the challenge and win you over.
Clause- Try at your own risk. She might just choose some one else if you make her wait too long or he might not follow you at all if you keep on showing disinterest.
God only knows who follows it...
Item 6 -Digital Detrox
Description -You got him. You kissed her. Now what? Unfriend them from facebook.
How to use it- To start with some interesting study shows that couple who are not friends on Facebook remain lovers for longer time. Obvio, you won't know what they are up to and hence they end up using their ME SPACE.
Effect- They will miss you. When the last thing you have to worry about is hiding your posts from them and placing an approval request before someone can post on your webpage then you will actually miss her/him. They are not virtually available with you so you will be actually available with them.
Clause- Its your life man. Do not let me influence ya. oh hell - its too late is it?
Item 7- Holidating
Description- Date without commitment.
How to use it- Well, should I explain this also? But of course I do since you needed all the above lessons also. Ok so here we go. Basically what you have to do is date them but avoid the intimacy.
Effect- You will not have expectation or SEXpectations out of the relationship and voila. You both can still run errands and still be single- ready to mingle.
Clause- Get a date fixed with physiologist. You need it my friend.
Item 8- Ghosting
Description- The love trap has not been working out for you now with this chick or bloke then try this interesting but important product "Ghosting".
How to use it - Simply read through their Facebook but refrain from liking any of their posts or stop commenting all together. It is 100% sure that s/he will be abusing you online on their FB page with indirect taunts but all you have or do is become a GHOST and disappear slowly.
Effect- This way you can still be friends with them on Facebook and avoid the hassle of unfriending a crush when it has crushed your fascinations. You can totally avoid being a jerk or bitch and just appear-- you know-- BUSY. he ha ha ha. No questions asked or told and the work of avoiding is done.
How to place an order- Don't call me. I do not sell these stupid items but you have shown a lot of interest in these crazy products so Hi Five for you. Yeeee
Once you find time from all these then start real life. We humans were not been created to play game of love and have dating rules. We were simple. We knew how to pursue someone we liked. But with ages and new fascinating theories we complicated everything. If he is calling me too much then he is clingy. If he is not calling me then he is playing games. Why cant we accept that he might not be interested in us? Well I agree that it surely is not happy thing to find out then who is stopping you from calling him? Go do it man and see how it goes.
Well not that I am an expert of love or dating life. In fact I am far from being an expert in this field but I know that if I like someone then that's it.. I wont play games and if he is playing those then also that's it-- its not gonna work. So its simple. Isn't it? I urge you to not fall in the rut of "who is calling first", "s/he is too clingy so I get scared", "I don't want them to know that I read their facebook page everyday and wait for a new update but I wont like them as that will make me look desperate".
Uffffffff.
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